Absolute Insanity
Think and Play Just a Little More

Jul
29

Well kids, with a new job comes new pet peeves. I work at Wawa now. Pretty good job overall, but customers are retarded no matter where you go. I’ll be working on a pet peeve list for this place over the next couple of days. So keep an eye out for it.

In the meantime, here’s a small taste:

“Thank You” Because these are apparently the two most difficult words to utter. Maybe I just have a lot of customers who don’t like to utter 1-syllable words. I don’t know. I do know that it fucking pisses me off when I take the fucking time to make your goddamn food, and not spit in it, and you can’t even fucking say “Thank You.” Fuck off.

Mar
06

I know that I rant and rave about the customers I’ve had a good bit, but at the end of the day I know my place and my job. It’s to make those customers happy. I’ll admit that there have been times where I haven’t done everything in my power to make these people happy, but overall, I do go the extra mile to generate good customer service.

Some people don’t understand what good customer service is. It doesn’t mean annoying the customer into the sale. It means making them want to make that purchase because you’re just so damn nice and sincere and where the hell else are they gonna find such good customer service?  It means making the customer’s experience at your store so friendly that not only with they shop with your company again, but they will be sure to come back to your store.

In short, it’s being  a half-way decent human being and knowing how to talk to people.

Now, onto the management side of my rant. Management is knowing your shit and finding out if you don’t know. It’s not removing and item from the display because you don’t have any more. You can still order it for the customer, dipshit. It’s also performing maintenence on the engraving machine. Not letting all the gears and rubber chains inside dry up and then wondering why you smell something burning. As a point of clarity, the engraving maching is your primary source of income, meaning every time you have to tell a customer that the engraver is broken, you’ve lost a sale. Good job skippy.

It’s also understanding that everything can’t be perfect, and if you keep trying you’re going to lose your god-forsaken mind and destroy everything in the process.

It doesn’t matter how many pretty little charts you can churn out of you computer. It matters whether or not your employees care. You can’t hand them a chart and say here, fill this out, cuz I said so. You hand them a chart, explain how to fill it out, explain why, and come up with a reward system for doing well, you brain dead simp. You also treat your employees like adults, not 3 years olds. You make them feel like you respect them.

And if you want them to do their job, you make them feel like they have a stake in how your store does. You don’t run around acting like the whole world rests on your shoulders and there’s nothing anyone can do to help. You get them involved, you ask for their ideas, you try to use their ideas. You hold little meetings to discuss ideas and progress.

You don’t stand there with one of the best Assistant Managers I’ve ever worked with and act like your world is over. Your world is over when she leaves. “Oh what will I do when I have to work 80 hours a week?” Uh, you’ll freakin do it, or quit. Here’s the lesson I learned: Better to work the 80 hours a week. At least the work will actually get done that way. Oh yeah, hiring friends, generally a bad idea. Especially ones with loyalty issues who haven’t held a job in years.

K. All done now. I think.

Feb
27

WriterSplash_thumb

Really, the whole point of this post is to test out Windows Live Writer and see if I like using it. ^_^;

It’s a WYSIWYG editor that works with windows live spaces, as well as a lot of other weblogs. (Including WordPress, of course.)

Overall, it really just makes writing your blog a lot easier, and more fun. Or, at least that’s the idea. So far it seems pretty cool.

At any rate, check it out, download it, and see for yourself. Let me know what you think. :)

 Windows Live Writer

Feb
21

After re-installing windows (ah, the story of my life.) I went searching for ways to make my squeaky clean comp, even squeaky-cleaner.  I didn’t find a whole lot, but my search unleashed a plethora of sights that caught my interest. So, here goes:

Mashable! – The Social Networking Blog
Great for all you weird people who like to use the internet for socializing. It’s an all-in-one, information center for the socially inclined. News, Tips, Tricks, and links to just about any brand of socializing you can think up.

MakeUseOf.com
Excellent, Excellent sight that has list, after list, after list of tool, tips, services, and applications for almost anything.

Veoh
Just a really awesome video networking sight. Download the Veoh client and add the browser tool bar, and you can download videos from just about anywhere.

Curse
For all you nerdy little ORPGers out there. Curse gaming has all the greatest and latest for you guys, from news to Downloads. I use it for all the awesome World of Warcraft addons. Download the Client, and it’ll even install the add-ons for you.

Listen To A Movie
For those of us who operate in environments where we can’t just sit there and watch movies all day. Listen to the movie. Not a bad idea really. It’s probably more enjoyable if you’ve already seen the movie, because then you could picture it. Either way, it’s free entertainment.

Wordie
Make a lists of words. Any words. Words you hate. Words you love. Or just words that you find interesting. See who else has listed the same words and view comments. A neat little toy that expands your vocabulary. If you’re me, that’s awesome!

Sep
18

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/953/kittystillqg0.jpg